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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 05:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Why are daughters mean to their mothers?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Nuts and Butts

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

So they tried

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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